February 2012
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Republican't
The Donald has endorsed Romney. If you combined their wealth they could buy Newt’s moon base. Concession present?
Gingrich is still crazy. On the very first day of his imaginary presidency he is going to have a work period. I picture him in his living room shouting at his wife while wearing a toga for some reason. Don’t ask, Don’t tell. As long as he doesn’t ask who won....
January 2012
1 post
Modern Warfare 3.
I am a gamer. big time. I play at least an hour or two a day and sometimes a significant amount more. I enjoy a variety of games from RPGs (Role Playing Games) to Platformers to Fighting games and FPS (First Person Shooters). It’s the latter I want to talk about.
Modern Warfare 3 is the newest iteration of the Call of Duty franchise. It shattered all previous sales record sale 6.4 million...
September 2011
2 posts
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Timothy and Doc, pt. 2
Timothy: I met a girl.
Doc: Did you?
Timothy: Yes. She’s really sweet.
Doc: I’m proud of you, Tim. I know it’s not easy for you to initiate conversation with women.
Timothy: Oh, it was easy this time. I was drunk. I went to a bar after I quit my job.
Doc: So, you’re drinking again, as well. Timothy you seem to be throwing away the progress you’ve made.
Timothy:...
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Doc and Timothy, pt. 1
Doc: Unacceptable.
Timothy: What do you mean, unacceptable?
Doc: You just walked out on your responsibility.
Timothy: Responsibility to who…
Doc: to whom.
Timothy: Responsibility to whom? They don’t give two shits about me.
Doc: Structure, Timothy. You’ve been in this office too many times for too many years to risk your stability. What if he comes back? Years of work...
June 2011
2 posts
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Charming or Terrible? The Lo-Fi Choice.
I have...
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Beauty Cannot Be Contained, Tropicalia vs....
May 2011
4 posts
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Heaven and Hell, Part Two.
Local legends are often colorful, shocking, and sometimes completely ludicrous. Recently, during my honeymoon stay on Florida’s forgotten coast I have stumbled upon an interesting collection of State Parks and Nature Preserves steeped in folklore and legend. Heaven and hell, not only exist, they do so within miles of one another.
Presenting Elvy E....
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Foot in Mouth
I am a terrible arguer. The points I try to make which seem relevant and logical in my brain come out hurtful and idiotic when put to word. Something happens between synapse and speaking. An invisible foot about the size of my own foot rises to just under my nose. I am sure I could smell it if I just took a whiff. The moment I try to speak, this ghostly stinker inserts itself straight into my...
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Correspondence with my Father.
I received an email from my father this morning. It contained a link to a simple youtube video that ran text forwards to one meaning, then ran the same text backwards to an all together opposite meaning. It brings to mind the beautiful passage of war in reverse in the late-great Kurt Vonnegut’s Slaughter House Five.
Lost Generation video
War in Reverse video
Generally I am not a fan of...